I genuinely would not want to be famous ...
Successful --> for sure
Famous --> not so much
There's absolutely no denying that I've thought about it
(Come on, everyone's guilty of that!)
But in all honesty,
shortly after I think even about the idea of achieving fame,
my face turns a shade of sunburst that is highly unattractive
and I get a hive (just one, but a hive nonetheless)
I very much like my life just the way it is :)
But I must confess,
when Kate Winslet won her Oscar on Sunday,
and announced that she'd
"be lying to say she hadn't made a version of this speech before,
and practiced it into the mirror with a shampoo bottle"
I cracked up and nodded in agreement ...
Because I'd be lying to say that there wasn't a night when
(after we'd enjoyed a few too many)
I stood up on our coffee table,
and the Academy (of course) for voting for me
and then blurted my acceptance speech
while holding my "Oscar"
... better known as, a Coors Light bottle
Can't quite remember what I said,
but I'm "positively sure"
it was award winning ;)