Confession:

Notice to all men: Feel free to skip past this post ;)

It's a human fact that the two little midgets on my chest get one cup larger for 5 days a month ... we women refer to this phenomenon as "period boobs".

And since I'm not workin' with much to begin with, I take great pride in the week that I'm able to bust out my B bra and walk around like I'm Dolly Parton.

Hahaha!