Why this room/life-mate-partnership works

I don'know --
aside from this, this, this , this, this, and this ...

I fear I fall into the "WTF's wrong with the 20-somethings"
problem because I truly think my "platonic-plus-one"
just may be the funniest human alive!

Case in point. Today.
Cerca 1pm, in route to grabbing a sammy together ...

Location: The new Bun & Co. on Rivington

We approach the eatery only to see the following sign:

Due to Gas issues. We are closed today :(

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The following convo ensued:

Alyssa: You gotta be shittin' me ;)

Stacey: Ha! You crap me up!

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Now if we could only get sponsored for rent ...