Can you please get your shit together?!?!
I mean it, really!
There is not an American on this planet,
that hasn't struggled with your thin neck bottle ...
Beating each side silly,
until that artificial awesomeness comes a flowin'
So, you go ahead and invent the wide neck bottle,
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand ...
People!
There HAS to be a happy medium here!
I love squeeze bottles,
P.S.
How's Teresa doing?!?
I haven't seen or heard from her
since John Kerry got the screw job in the '04 election :(
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