Oprah's (Non) Book Club

There's a great used book shop in the East Village that I stumble into more than my bank account would like me to ... Admittedly, I spend a rather superfluous amount of my income on "must haves" like:

But, it's because of masterpieces like this that I am well-versed in imperative knowledge such as:
- How to make sour kraut
- How to sniggle for eels
- How to ride a high wheeler
- How to lose at checkers
- How to be a guest in an English country home
- How to properly use chop sticks
- What to do if attacked by a bull
- And, of course, how to buy an elephant!

College seems like such a waste after reading a classic like this ;)