"Conversations" with a Goldfish

I'm fully aware that Jawz can't talk, but that doesn't stop me from asking him questions like:

"Do you think Nemo will have a gimp fin forever?"

"Are crabs nice? They get such a bad rap 'round here!"

"Do mer-men exist? Better yet, how can I get a hold of one?!?"

"Do fish flakes really fill you up?"

"If you could hang out with a blowfish or a beluga, which would you choose? I think I'd go blowfish on that one."

"Can you swim backwards?"

"Do you ever get seasick? I do!"

"What's your take on sushi?"