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There is no question about it … I am by far the worst packer in America … hands down.
Case in point -- this past weekend:
PURPOSE OF TRAVEL: Cousin Timmy’s wedding in Scottsdale, AZ :)
TIME SPENT PACKING: Roughly 3-5 minutes
Per usual, there was absolutely no thought process behind my “pack-job” for this event … it all just seemed so logical at the time:
- Cowboy Hat (obviously)
- Dress for rehearsal dinner (duhhhh)
- Dress for wedding (clearly)
- 4 bikinis (an absolute must … there’s nothing worse in life than putting on a wet bathing suit!)
- Swimming goggles (another “must have” … all the cool kids under 8 wear them … therefore, so should I)
- Digi Cam (no brainer)
- Cell Phone Charger (ditto)
I mean who really needs a toothbrush, cosmetics, and clean underwear?
So thanks to the sun, I sported a few hundred new freckles (in lieu of make-up) and scored a “breath freshening kit” from housekeeping (…niiiiice!)
All was fine and dandy until mid wedding ceremony, as we bowed our heads to say the Lord’s Prayer; I could see my strawberry bikini bottoms through my dress and couldn’t contain my laughter :) Classic!
Moral of the story … always wear sunscreen ;)
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