Sunday, March 9, 2008

The Bouquet Toss

I’m really not a cynic or a hater by any means … but I could definitely do without the bouquet toss tradition.

Come on now; let’s get serious … the goddam thing serves two very lame purposes:

  1. The opportunity for the guys to evaluate all potential ass for the evening (meanwhile hoping the one girl with giant ta-tas will continue to jump up and down)
  2. The “neat” chance for women to corral around the great hope that a medley of orchids is somehow going to bring Prince Charming and a little bling-bling their way …

Personally, I prefer to dodge this like the draft and catch a cocktail at the bar … just being honest :)

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