Sunday, June 16, 2013

My Zoo-niform


Cody
Send me a picture of your zooniform. 
I need the full visual of your new gig. 

Me
It's simple really... I have the choice between my "lesbian chic" camel toe khakis or my lesbo-cargos:

Cody
Hahahahahahaha! I cannot wait to come make fun of you this summer. What are you going to say to people you haven't seen in forever when you run into them at the zoo? 

Me
Well, I could either tell them the truth - that I work for the LPZ Department of Education, or  that I joined a women's softball team called "Just Friends" and that's why I'm dressed like this ;)
  
Side note: 
This SNL sketch cracked me up :)

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