Tuesday, December 14, 2010

December: 1 Me: 0


I don't know how people with kids do it. Seriously.
I'm just a party of 1 and am positively certain 
that if I didn't have a neck, I'd lose my head.

For the past two weeks I've literally had a fun-ction 
to attend every single night which means two things: 
I'm on minimal sleep auto-pilot mode and
I'm down to bikini bottoms 
(definitely sporting Speedo briefs right now)
because I haven't had a chance to pick up my laundry.

One day I'm gonna get my act together and'll laugh at the highly functioning idiot that is currently me. Until then,
t
hank you, neck!

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