Confession:

I thought maybe after a good night's sleep I'd be able to find humor in the fact that I locked myself out yesterday. Buuuut,
no such luck :(

So I guess I need to file "losing apartment keys and landlord attempting to charge $100 for help" under the short list of other things I simply don't find funny:

1. Clowns
2. Bed bugs
3. Spider bites
4. Subway rats
5. Drunk driving
6. Losing apartment keys ...
   {insert hot face here}