Saturday, August 29, 2009

Thoughts on Bathroom Showers


Riddle me this ...


Why are all bathroom shower knobs different
and seemingly dysfunctional?

When you go to a friends house they always seem
to have to explain "the system" to you
(and vice-a-versa when at my apartment)

"For hot, turn a little to the left ...
but not too hard
,
you'll get scolded!
"

"For cold, turn it just a tad to the right,
but not to too far

or your nips will cut glass!
"

W.T.F?!

If anyone's looking for a get-rich-fast-plan,
please figure this shit out ASAP
and I'll be forever grateful ;)

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