While holding a friend's 3 month old baby (for a hot second) post feeding, the adorable creature spit up on me after which I dry heaved and handed the child back to its rightful owner.
Admit: dry heaved.
It just happened. My eyes saw the vomit and my nose caught wind. I couldn't stop my gag-reflex. It was mortifying. As if I already don't feel like my mom-friends think I'm a martian. Thank GOD everyone had a sense of humor about it and we all laughed. Well, they laughed. I'm still trying to figure out how a smell like that can actually come out of someone's mouth.
T-minus four weeks to figure a "few" things out before my niece arrives...
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