Why I'm Not a Carpenter

Last night I took on a "project"

8 zinc cams, 8 rapid rods, 8 confirmit screws,
8 plastic dowels, 8 screw cap covers, 4 iron hooks, 2 gables,
2 Sex and the City re-runs, 1 power drill & hammer, 1.2 hours,
and a glass of wine later... 
It was a masterpiece ;)

Now if I can just convince by brother
to come over to hang it with me,
I'll be one happy carpenter camper :)