I don't know how people with kids do it. Seriously.
I'm just a party of 1 and am positively certain
that if I didn't have a neck, I'd lose my head.
For the past two weeks I've literally had a fun-ction
to attend every single night which means two things:
I'm on minimal sleep auto-pilot mode and
I'm down to bikini bottoms
(definitely sporting Speedo briefs right now)
because I haven't had a chance to pick up my laundry.
because I haven't had a chance to pick up my laundry.
One day I'm gonna get my act together and'll laugh at the highly functioning idiot that is currently me. Until then,
thank you, neck!
thank you, neck!
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