50 Things I Can't Relate To

• Accounting, finance, mortgages ...
• Having 2.2 children
• 13 year olds
• Braces
• B&T
• BP
• Bad tippers
• Born-again anything’s …
• Bridezillas
• Cat calling
• Cat lovers (Sorry, Codes ;)
• Chicks with dicks and dudes with boobs
• Body glitter
• Beggers
• Choosers
• Close talkers
• Chronic halitosis
• Douche-bags
• Close talking d-bags with bad breath
• Drunk drivers
• Glenn Beck
• Homophobes
• Racists, fascists, extremists (... “ists” of like kind)
• Know it alls
• Writing/composing/reading/understanding music notes
• Menopause
• Metrosexuals
• Moms who push beauty pageants
• Nipple piercings
• Ohio State fans
• Ohio State fans with nipple rings
• Picture posers
• Paparazzi
• Peeps who throw the peace sign
• People who actually enjoy running marathons
• People who block subway doors
• People who buy expensive pens. Why?
• Peeps of age who don't drink (but have never been to AA and aren't currently preggers)
• Peeps who say, "Oh! I think I left the oven on" (Clearly, I don’t cook and cannot relate to this statement)
• People who don't find Angelina Jolie highly attractive
• People who don't like celebrating their birthdays
• (Ditto for holidays)
• Pervs and pedophiles
• Pipe smokers
• Rachel Ray
• Royalty
• Smelly cab drivers
• Those who don't like seafood and aren't allergic
• (Better yet, those who order steak well done)
• Vegans
• Virgins (of age)
• Virgin daiquiris