Phone convo w/ my brother ... Verbatim

Stephen: Ace, what's up? Why don't you ever call me?
How's work and all your weddings?

Me: Seriously, I swear that's all I do. Go to work and go to weddings. Dude, where'd July go?!

Stephen: Any word back from that Wall Street guy?

Me: No, I fear he was captured by ninjas. Or death by llama.
Those are the only plausible reasons I can think of why he would not just LOVE MY GUTZ! Hahaha

Stephen: Ace, he's a finance guy and you're a wild woman!
Not meant to be. But I think you might be onto something
with the llamas ...