I'm fully aware that your fried dough goodness
is fat full of calories but ...
YOU DO NOT NEED TO TELL ME EXACTLY HOW MANY!
Dear A-hole who thought of this "brilliant" health clarification,
I was much happier not knowing
that my morning muffin has 510 calories, you d-bag!
You are a bagel-loving munchkin-hater and
(on behalf of me and the Lollipop Guild)
we do not welcome you to Munchkin Land!
Thanks for nothing,
Stacey ;)
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