Confession:

Being the complete clumsy ass that I am,
last night I spilled a full glass of water over my gas stove top :(
(Insert every swear word know to man right here)

Having no clue how to ameliorate the situation,
I googled that shit immediately ...

Turns out millions of other klutzes like me exist,
so many that there was an entire website devoted to it!

Unfortunately, 99.9% of the webchat posts were from parents infuriated with their spill-happy small children ...
but whose judging, right?? ;)

God I'm an idiot!