Foot In Mouth ...

Over the weekend I was having a conversation with a couple of my closest girlfriends, one of which is gay. The topic was relationships (when is it not???) so we were bullshitting about the differences between heterosexual and homosexual couples.

As I have no filter,
my crass mouth blurted the following:

****

She was joking around and goes,
"Well you know, we lesbos just love that L word"

To which I replied,
"What? Labia?"

****

Ummmmm ....
inappropriate much?!?!?!?

Seriously,
someone please buy me a muzzle!