It is (unfortunately), bathing suit season :(
Repeat: I thought about going for a run today ...
Until I overheard a man say, "Be careful out there, it's bear season"
Hmmmmmmmmmm ... what?!!?
What is this alleged "bear season" you speak of?
It is not Bear Season!
No, no, no -- not until August!!
I mean, Brian Urlacher & Devin Hester may in fact be off hibernating (and very likely mating with many), but we're still a ways away from the opener.
And then I recalled the street name, and the caution sign at the entrance to the hiking trail, and the black bear sighting on the morning news.
IT SERIOUSLY IS BEAR SEASON!!
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore ;)
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