"Care" Packages

There's nothing like opening the mailbox and seeing a giant envelope from your bestie ... snail mail is the absolute GREATEST!

As I opened the package, nostalgic thoughts of Mad Libs, stickers, blow-pops, and air-head taffy filled my mind ... so, you can imagine the look on my face when I pulled out:

with the following page dogeared:

And the note: "Maybe this is what scares them all away? hahaha"

So I'd like to take a moment to thank you, Cody ... for this little "vote of confidence" ;)

Thank you for providing me with 200+ pages of verbiage solidifying that I just may be the worst behaved female on the planet!! ;)

Please do not send anymore of these "care" packages (... unless there is a mail-order-man inside).

Xoxox,