I’m really not a cynic or a hater by any means … but I could definitely do without the bouquet toss tradition.
Come on now; let’s get serious … the goddam thing serves two very lame purposes:
- The opportunity for the guys to evaluate all potential ass for the evening (meanwhile hoping the one girl with giant ta-tas will continue to jump up and down)
- The “neat” chance for women to corral around the great hope that a medley of orchids is somehow going to bring Prince Charming and a little bling-bling their way …
Personally, I prefer to dodge this like the draft and catch a cocktail at the bar … just being honest :)
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