Bocce in Brooklyn :)

Truly, I'm cool with the fact that I am pretty much always a 3rd or a 5th wheel (... even-numbers were sooo last year ;)

But, as a single chick in Zoo York City, allow me to bestow a bit of advice ...

Do not (and I repeat DO NOT), kick ass in bocce ball (digital proof...)

and then name your team...

Yep, even if all your friends are engaged/married/with child ... it is not ok (repeat NOT OK), to cock-block* yourself with a "hahaha!-aren't-we-hysterically-funny?" team-name such as "CRABS" ... nope, not cool

*Mom -- it is ok that you do not know what this term means ... CORRECTION: it is very ok that you don't!
I'm fully aware that you are in desperate desire of (legitimate) grand-babes ... and I'm workin' on it ;)