Poured a little out for good old 658 W. Webster 😢
If walls could talk, this book would be a best seller.
All future games of "Shots of Malort with Bruce"
come along with a mortgage but we'll take it 👍
Our mantra for moving has been "lift with your legs, not your voice" because holy hell, moving can be stressful AF (it's like Tetris except not fun) and 97 degrees in Chicago is no joke. On the bright side, when packing, you find all your missing socks and they can finally reunite with their match! 💗
Cheers to our 87-year-old landlord (Miss Mendoza) who is very rightfully keeping my security deposit after nearly 8 years of life and laughter and countless costume parties.
To the lucky tenants who come next, take care of her. She's a gem.
Signing off with tears in my eyes and a cold Coors Light in hand.
If walls could talk, this book would be a best seller.
All future games of "Shots of Malort with Bruce"
come along with a mortgage but we'll take it 👍
Our mantra for moving has been "lift with your legs, not your voice" because holy hell, moving can be stressful AF (it's like Tetris except not fun) and 97 degrees in Chicago is no joke. On the bright side, when packing, you find all your missing socks and they can finally reunite with their match! 💗
Cheers to our 87-year-old landlord (Miss Mendoza) who is very rightfully keeping my security deposit after nearly 8 years of life and laughter and countless costume parties.
To the lucky tenants who come next, take care of her. She's a gem.
Signing off with tears in my eyes and a cold Coors Light in hand.
Cheers to the next chapter!
#happyhomeowners
#brokebutblessed
#needtounpack
#butfirstchampagne
#happyhomeowners
#brokebutblessed
#needtounpack
#butfirstchampagne
